emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

(via hoganddice)

avalooshe:

Crying

(via dinobot)

  • two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

(via oyasumienma)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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(via pungoddess)

Bones just said that the Train based sentai team have too many trains

guardians of the galaxy 13

(via tallythor)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

emperorharmonia:

mspaintadventrues:

IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK

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(via missr3n3)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(via kittysegway)

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

(via martininamerica)

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

(via pungoddess)

louisgoddamntomlinson:

softoogami:

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

(via pungoddess)

What RPG class would you assign me?

(via natti-karlo)